OK BOYS GUESS WHAT - IT'S GOING TO BE A WET WEEKEND.ARE YOU READY TO HAVE FUN?
15 WAYS TO GET LAID J
How do I get laid? It's a
question asked by millions of guys, and not just virgins either. Everyone wants
to know how to get laid in any and every possible scenario.
Be as Attractive
as Possible
Being attractive is the most important thing there is. If you wanna catch the biggest fish in the bar, you have to be as attractive as possible. It's not necessary, however, to look like Bradley Cooper (damn sexy) just to get laid. Sure, it helps to have a perfect ass, sexy shoulders, mysterious smile, perfect teeth, soul-piercing eyes,…. but if you squeeze every last drop of attractiveness out of yourself -- no matter what level you’re at -- I guarantee you'll be six inches or longer J deep inside the treasure box in no time at all.
Being attractive is the most important thing there is. If you wanna catch the biggest fish in the bar, you have to be as attractive as possible. It's not necessary, however, to look like Bradley Cooper (damn sexy) just to get laid. Sure, it helps to have a perfect ass, sexy shoulders, mysterious smile, perfect teeth, soul-piercing eyes,…. but if you squeeze every last drop of attractiveness out of yourself -- no matter what level you’re at -- I guarantee you'll be six inches or longer J deep inside the treasure box in no time at all.
Don’t Be Cheap
Pay for the cab, buy her a drink. Also a good way to discover your preferences. A girl who offers to pay is likely less entitled/not a gold digger, which will go a long way if you ever decide to get serious. Decline her offer because you are a man
Pay for the cab, buy her a drink. Also a good way to discover your preferences. A girl who offers to pay is likely less entitled/not a gold digger, which will go a long way if you ever decide to get serious. Decline her offer because you are a man
Be Good at Something
In other words, be interesting. Cooking, soccer, guitar, handyman (my favorite btw) whatever. Don’t be boring. Everyone is talented at something, so make an impression with those talents. You can do it without being a show-off, too. Talk about things but be smart girls don’t like dumbasses, well unless of course you are fat ass with fat wallet some girls make an exception.
In other words, be interesting. Cooking, soccer, guitar, handyman (my favorite btw) whatever. Don’t be boring. Everyone is talented at something, so make an impression with those talents. You can do it without being a show-off, too. Talk about things but be smart girls don’t like dumbasses, well unless of course you are fat ass with fat wallet some girls make an exception.
Be a
Little Bit of a Dick
The nicer you are, the less chance you’ll have with a girl. Similarly, if you’re a complete asshole, you’ll also have less chance with a girl. The key is finding that happy medium where you’re challenging her a bit, but also not straight-up insulting her.
The nicer you are, the less chance you’ll have with a girl. Similarly, if you’re a complete asshole, you’ll also have less chance with a girl. The key is finding that happy medium where you’re challenging her a bit, but also not straight-up insulting her.
Don’t Make
it a Big Deal
Think of how many nights out that had the sole goal of hooking up fell short of your expectations. Don’t let failure ruin your life or even keeping you from having fun. Just look to the other side of the bar.
Think of how many nights out that had the sole goal of hooking up fell short of your expectations. Don’t let failure ruin your life or even keeping you from having fun. Just look to the other side of the bar.
Dance
Women aren’t looking for someone who has world-class moves out there – they are looking for someone secure enough with himself to look silly but willing to try.
Women aren’t looking for someone who has world-class moves out there – they are looking for someone secure enough with himself to look silly but willing to try.
Smell Nice
Not every guy is the best looking guy in the room. Every guy can practice proper grooming habits, though. Don’t smell like a homeless man, and pop in a breath mint every now and then. Girls are looking for an excuse to sleep with you. Cleaning up nicely could be that excuse.
Not every guy is the best looking guy in the room. Every guy can practice proper grooming habits, though. Don’t smell like a homeless man, and pop in a breath mint every now and then. Girls are looking for an excuse to sleep with you. Cleaning up nicely could be that excuse.
Tequila
Don’t be too aggressive with ordering shots. But it makes you seem fun, and girls are really just trying to have fun. Just try not to vomit.
Don’t be too aggressive with ordering shots. But it makes you seem fun, and girls are really just trying to have fun. Just try not to vomit.
Have Cool Body
Language
Interacting with a girl is entirely a confidence game. More than anything, you have to believe you are going to get laid, or that you at least can pull it off. Remember that if you are interacting with a girl one on one, there are no rules as to who is “above” the other.
Interacting with a girl is entirely a confidence game. More than anything, you have to believe you are going to get laid, or that you at least can pull it off. Remember that if you are interacting with a girl one on one, there are no rules as to who is “above” the other.
Make Self Humor So She Feels Comfortable
Make her feel comfortable around you by letting her know that you don’t take yourself too seriously. Girls like that about men make them smile and willing to do casual flirt more openly.
Make her feel comfortable around you by letting her know that you don’t take yourself too seriously. Girls like that about men make them smile and willing to do casual flirt more openly.
Appear to be Interested in What She Has to Say--Ask Follow Up
Questions
You don’t have to actually listen. Just pretend that you are interested of what she is saying, smile casually, respond flirtatiously with your body language and ask follow up question.
You don’t have to actually listen. Just pretend that you are interested of what she is saying, smile casually, respond flirtatiously with your body language and ask follow up question.
Don’t Complain
If you’re the type of person who makes casual conversation by complaining about how much you hate your job, your roommates, your financial situation, your overly expensive rent, or the bar you happen to be at, you suck. Like it or not, your bitching kind of makes you bitch. There is nothing attractive of man who complains about his life but at the same time expect to have the best sex in his life. No big boy that won’t fly. Stop complaining if you want to smell the cherry blossom.
If you’re the type of person who makes casual conversation by complaining about how much you hate your job, your roommates, your financial situation, your overly expensive rent, or the bar you happen to be at, you suck. Like it or not, your bitching kind of makes you bitch. There is nothing attractive of man who complains about his life but at the same time expect to have the best sex in his life. No big boy that won’t fly. Stop complaining if you want to smell the cherry blossom.
Don’t Talk
About Your Ex, EVER
I don't care if the girl you’re hitting on has the same last name, comes from the same state or country, or looks like your ex, for all intents and purposes, when you leave the house, your ex doesn’t exist. No one, and I mean no one, wants to hear about that slut -- your friends included.
I don't care if the girl you’re hitting on has the same last name, comes from the same state or country, or looks like your ex, for all intents and purposes, when you leave the house, your ex doesn’t exist. No one, and I mean no one, wants to hear about that slut -- your friends included.
Compliment
Her Without Being Cheesy
Or, be smooth. You don’t need to pull shit like “ I can see the sunshine through your eyes they are so bright and big” …..When she makes a clever point during small talk, follow up by telling her that’s a good point and you never thought of it that way. Tell her you like something about the way she looks. Be natural, be sincere. No cheesy.
Or, be smooth. You don’t need to pull shit like “ I can see the sunshine through your eyes they are so bright and big” …..When she makes a clever point during small talk, follow up by telling her that’s a good point and you never thought of it that way. Tell her you like something about the way she looks. Be natural, be sincere. No cheesy.
IF NONE OF ABOVE WORKS AND YOU ARE STILL HORNY………WELL
Buy a
Hooker
I suppose this is technically the easiest way to getting laid. Unless you can...
I suppose this is technically the easiest way to getting laid. Unless you can...
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