What a night. You roll over to find someone wrapped in your sheets with her hair covering her face and you try to remember her name and how you got here. Panic appears as you look at the clock and it reads 7:45..it's beyond the time for her to be gone. You have to get started with your day. You wonder to yourself "how can I tell her she needs to go without sounding disrespectful?". You roll out of bed and shuffle around, putting your clothes on and turn the t.v on hoping to wake her. She doesn't move. This is prime time for you to handle the situation as a gentleman even if the only thing you remember about her is that thing she did with her tongue. Here are some rules from my perspective as a female that will help you out.
Don't compliments about her sexual techniques
Keep in mind the woman you just spent the
night with knows exactly how she gets down, and what she is capable of doing.
Giving a play by play of the night can lead to an uncomfortable exchange of
words if she's not quite ready to deal with the situation as a whole and you
mention "That thing you do with your tongue was really hot..next time
could you..?" There might not even be a next time. Keep in mind some
women, just as some men pursue one night stands like it's a sport. Or the
opposite could be true and she's never had an overnight tryst before.
Offer her a cup
of coffee or O'J
This is another act that isn’t really a
necessity, but that is very, very nice and will definitely not be
under-appreciated. Plus, it’s easier than flipping an omelet. That shit takes
skill. Coffee and morning after go together like one-night stands and condoms.
Don't brag about
your display of physical ability
Just because you may think she was
pleased by your knowledge of the Karma Sutra doesn't mean that
she was. Even if she was impressed by your prowess there are a million other
things running through her head at this moment other than how sexually advanced
you are and how exactly you obtained your knowledge of the female anatomy. Even
the most desperate woman will be turned off by the thought of how you
practicing on another woman led you to be sleeping with her last night.
If you want to
be a true gentleman just ask her to leave
Making up stories about what you have to do
in 15 minutes, or that your dog ran away will only make the female look at you
like you're psycho or a liar. The smoothest end would be simply to explain to
her you had a good experience, but you have responsibilities to take care of
and leave it at that. This is true even if the only responsibility you have to
take care of today is to yourself and watching the game at 8 p.m. A majority of
females will appreciate your honesty, and many will have things they need to
take care of during the day as well.
If you have no
intentions of seeing her after that night DO NOT ask to exchange numbers
Giving her the false impression that you want
to continue communicating to "be nice" is the wrong way to go. The
only thing that will result from you giving her your number when you really
just want her to go away is repeated calls to your phone asking why she hasn't
heard from you, continued invites to date, and possibly down the road phone
calls from blocked phone numbers at all hours of the day. Just let her know you
had a good time and that you're really not interested in anything serious at
this time. It may not seem very gentlemanly but being truthful is the best way
to pay respect to her.
Help her get
home
Whether it’s calling her a cab, walking her
to the nearest subway platform, or giving her a lift home, be a gentleman and
help her prevent the obvious walk of shame.
Kiss me...not
Last but not least when she is on her way
don't give her long lasting tongue, wet kiss and don't wink. Avoid
words like" See you soon"..because you don't mean it...this is an
invitation in a cheap way inviting her in your bed without dinner & drinks.
If you want to get rid of her as a one-night stand as it was just kiss her on a
chick and say " Have a good day" Simple.
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